Your Ex Has Heard Everything

SPOTIFY

ROASTER

We dig through your entire Spotify history and tell an AI to roast you the way only your ex could โ€” brutally, accurately, absolutely.

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12,458+ playlists roasted

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HONEST.
HILARIOUS.

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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Brace yourself

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YOUR VIBE IS A RED FLAG

We'll tell you why

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YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS A CRIME

No mercy here

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YOUR EX WANTS YOU TO SEE THIS

Probably

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THAT PLAYLIST SAYS EVERYTHING

And we mean everything

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HOW IT WORKS

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One click, read-only access. We never post anything to your account.

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WE READ YOUR RECEIPTS

Top tracks, artists, recent plays, your happiness score, your obsessions. We see it all.

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CLAUDE ROASTS YOU ALIVE

Our AI trained to roast generates 4 paragraphs of pure, specific, hilarious devastation.

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SHARE & SUFFER

Share the roast with your friends or keep it private. Either way, it's going to hurt.

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TOP 10 TRACKS

Your most played tracks that expose your true personality.

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TOP 10 ARTISTS

The artists you keep coming back to (no judgment... maybe).

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DOMINANT GENRES

The genres you live in. We're not surprised.

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MOST OBSESSED ARTIST

We all have that one. Yours isn't a secret anymore.

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HAPPINESS SCORE

Based on your tracks. Tells us if you're okay... or not.

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ENERGY LEVEL

How chaotic (or chill) your music taste really is.

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READY TO CRY?

Connect your Spotify and find out what your music taste says about you. Spoiler: nothing good.

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